- Denise: Mister sure-show here is in a massive coma. Even though he can't register any outside stimulus, I still want someone to read him all seven Harry Potter books. Any volunteers? Cole, thank you!
- Cole: Sorry; no can do. Got a dinner rezzy with my momz.
- Denise: A rezzy? You also gonna get get your drunk on and eat some 'za?
- Cole: Naw, I wish. My mom is lactose intolly.
"10 Undiscovered Movies you Should Watch"
First trailer I watch appears to be about a 30 year old woman dating a 19 year old boy wherein apparently the boy is still the grounded and sensible half of the relationship.
Second trailer I watch appears to be about a middle-aged white woman traveling to the middle east and discovering that the brown men there find her desirable.
Which is about when I conclude that I might feel totally fine letting the rest of the eight movies remain undiscovered …
Because of certain developments in my life, I just had to sum up one of my friends to my father as “that Russian girl who lives in China who I met in Kenya the semester I did that internship in Tanzania.”
I think of myself as boring a lot of the time, and I have absolutely no right to. If any boring people follow my Tumblr, I hereby invite you to shout “cultural appropriation!” at me whenever I think or say I’m a boring person.