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sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.


When Christians try to imply that Jesus never got angry, I just gently remind them “No, you are thinking of the Buddha. Jesus got pissed and literally threw tables.” View high resolution

sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

When Christians try to imply that Jesus never got angry, I just gently remind them “No, you are thinking of the Buddha. Jesus got pissed and literally threw tables.”

(Source: spiralingsidewayz, via medusasstory)

"I think these tomatoes didn’t get the memo about what shape they were supposed to be."
“I think you might just have had unfair expectations.”
“Maybe. The media has given me a twisted and unfair image of what a tomato should look like, I guess.” http://ift.tt/1p6gh0p View high resolution

"I think these tomatoes didn’t get the memo about what shape they were supposed to be."
“I think you might just have had unfair expectations.”
“Maybe. The media has given me a twisted and unfair image of what a tomato should look like, I guess.” http://ift.tt/1p6gh0p

rjsalmond:

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

Just move to Australia lol

I’m Canadian so every time I get those dropdowns I hit “C A” but that brings me to Cambodia. I giggle every time. 

I don’t know why I think this is funny. I just do. 

Gilbert Gottfried getting screeched in at Yuk Yuk’s in St. John’s. http://ift.tt/1trDG1D View high resolution

Gilbert Gottfried getting screeched in at Yuk Yuk’s in St. John’s. http://ift.tt/1trDG1D

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

Unless I see them every day, I’m thrown when people change clothes. It takes me weeks of knowing and seeing a person to start remembering their face.

(via bahnree)

… then I found the whole crew. What are they doing filming Doyle on a day like today. Can’t let the secret out that it rains in St. John’s! http://ift.tt/1sXBzSY View high resolution

… then I found the whole crew. What are they doing filming Doyle on a day like today. Can’t let the secret out that it rains in St. John’s! http://ift.tt/1sXBzSY

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