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  • Denise: Mister sure-show here is in a massive coma. Even though he can't register any outside stimulus, I still want someone to read him all seven Harry Potter books. Any volunteers? Cole, thank you!
  • Cole: Sorry; no can do. Got a dinner rezzy with my momz.
  • Denise: A rezzy? You also gonna get get your drunk on and eat some 'za?
  • Cole: Naw, I wish. My mom is lactose intolly.

Additionally, the list of 500 euphemisms for masturbation which I found this evening was largely disappointing. 

I think I may have already seen all of the good parts of the internet. 

"10 Undiscovered Movies you Should Watch"

First trailer I watch appears to be about a 30 year old woman dating a 19 year old boy wherein apparently the boy is still the grounded and sensible half of the relationship.

Second trailer I watch appears to be about a middle-aged white woman traveling to the middle east and discovering that the brown men there find her desirable.

Which is about when I conclude that I might feel totally fine letting the rest of the eight movies remain undiscovered …

Yeah, it’s like INTERPOL, except it’s for cross-border lifeguarding. http://ift.tt/1oHDGZi View high resolution

Yeah, it’s like INTERPOL, except it’s for cross-border lifeguarding. http://ift.tt/1oHDGZi

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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Because of certain developments in my life, I just had to sum up one of my friends to my father as “that Russian girl who lives in China who I met in Kenya the semester I did that internship in Tanzania.” 

I think of myself as boring a lot of the time, and I have absolutely no right to. If any boring people follow my Tumblr, I hereby invite you to shout “cultural appropriation!” at me whenever I think or say I’m a boring person. 

It’s not often you see a guy in a polo shirt and think “That guy actually looks like he plays polo.” http://ift.tt/1tSrBRi View high resolution

It’s not often you see a guy in a polo shirt and think “That guy actually looks like he plays polo.” http://ift.tt/1tSrBRi

I had completely forgotten that she existed, but after re-watching a few episodes tonight she came rushing back into my memory. 
Particularly when you see her with the Desert Dawn, in her vest and with the assault rifle … seeing that image, and then getting to know her as a character is one of those feelings I’ve consciously, then later sub-consciously, been trying to capture in my writing. I can’t say anything great has come of that endeavour, but it’s really weird to re-discover that conceptual seed.

I had completely forgotten that she existed, but after re-watching a few episodes tonight she came rushing back into my memory. 

Particularly when you see her with the Desert Dawn, in her vest and with the assault rifle … seeing that image, and then getting to know her as a character is one of those feelings I’ve consciously, then later sub-consciously, been trying to capture in my writing. I can’t say anything great has come of that endeavour, but it’s really weird to re-discover that conceptual seed.

(Source: gundamconfessions)

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